a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
this is basically me whenever i try to do something
this thing scares me
my friends call it an “aperture brand sentry darlek”
Which sandwhich belongs to the extravert, and which one belongs to the introvert? hmmmm
I feel there is pressure being put on me.
It’s…the one in the green/yellow plate?
But it could be the red plate because it’s so neat and orderly. But the yellow plate is cut in a triangle, making it less of a challenge to consume.
I was made for analysing people not sandwiches! <8’U
Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.
waves upon waves of nostalgia omighosh
i havnt seen this movie in way tooo long help i need it now
I always used to pretend that I knew the words and sing along.
That never actually stopped.
This is what they play when you enter Heaven
LISTEN UP ALL YOU BITCHES THIS IS GONNA BE MY ENTRANCE SONG TO MY WEDDING, OKAY, OKAY
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
i can nt breath e this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
Photos from How To Train Your Dragon 2 leaked.
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